TABOO

so me and the Shramek hit up the movies tonight to see that new Street Fighter flick.
i figure even if it sucks, i go with the Shramek and i'm bound to enjoy making fun of it at least.
and that's what it turned out being.
we're gonna list all the things wrong with this movie according to Junky J:
1. Chun-Li starts off as an asian girl and progressively becomes whiter and whiter as she grows up.
2. WHERE ARE HER THUNDER THIGHS???
that got ol' chicken leg behind Kristin Kreuk up in this b NOT representing properly
3. Bison is a blonde white entrepreneur who runs shadowLAU and has NO traces of psycho power and his DAUGHTER is ROSE?
fail
4. The movie takes place pretty much entirely in Bangkok, Thailand.
NO SAGAT TO BE FOUND. ANYWHERE.
5. Gen is Robin Shau. as in Liu Kang from the Mortal Kombat movie. The old ass master who's practically dead from leukimia is portrayed by young ass Robin Shau.
fail
6. Charlie Nash is portrayed by dude from American Pie who is the WORST ACTOR EVER.
and i mean EVER.
dude couldn't do pornos. yes he was that bad.
AND in the ACTUAL storyline he suceeded in defeating Bison once. as in FOUGHT and defeated him.
dude doesn't throw ONE punch in the whole damn movie.
fail
7. Taboo. Taboo.




Taboo.
8. Ryu was pronounced Raiyu. really people? in a movie FULL of asians, they can't pronounce an asian name right?
fail
9. in 2009, we can't afford decent 3d graphics? like we can't at least try to make this movie decent?
the FIRST street fighter movie with JEAN CLAUDE was better than this.
epic fail for Capcom for even funding this at ALL
10. Grant came. and that in itSELF is an epic fail on HERBIE's part.
Grant actually goes, "is Bison even in the game?"
BITCH, he IS the game. he's the damn boss and runner of the whole shindig.
FAIL

all in all, a waste of my life. but fun times nonetheless.
check animatedclass.blogspot.com for a second opinion. haha