Friday, April 25, 2008

i'm making myself write this

so the play i went to tonight?
hilarious.
crystal popham/hughes makes me laugh so bad.
i love her.
seriously, today she outdid herself. :]
i had a LOT of fun tonight.
today.
w/e

i love you honey. i love you so much.

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Now playing: Michael Jackson - The Girl Is Mine
via FoxyTunes

Thursday, April 24, 2008

hahahaha


Connect 4 - Jonah Hill vs. Kanye from kwest on Vimeo.

come on christians!! seriously??

this IDIOT guy who's "waging a war against violent games" sent this letter to the mother of Take-Two executive chairman Strauss Zelnick days before the release of GTA IV.

Dear Mrs. Zelnick:

Your son, as you may know (or maybe you don’t know), is Chairman of Take-Two Interactive Software, Inc., whose most popular video games are the Grand Theft Auto murder simulator games banned in some countries but sold to children here.

Your son last week was reported to have said the following about Grand Theft Auto IV, due to be released Tuesday, April 29: “We’ve already received numerous [GTA IV] reviews, and to a one, they are perfect scores. My mom couldn’t write better reviews…” Taking your son’s thought, I would encourage you either to play this game or have an adroit video gamer play it for you. Some of the latter gamers are on death row, so try to find one out in the civilian population who hasn’t killed someone yet.

What you will see in your son’s game, if this iteration of GTA is anything like its predecessors, is incredible interactive violence aimed at police officers (whom you can shoot in the head and see the blood spray), innocent bystanders (whom you can run over with your car just for the heck of it), and of course the plentiful female prostitutes you can have sex with and then filet with a knife or stomp with your feet in order to get your money back. Experts note that the recent plethora of cop killings is caused in part by your darling son’s entrepreneurial energy. There are three policemen dead in Alabama because of Grand Theft Auto. I was on 60 Minutes about it. I hope Strauss has provided you with a flat screen tv to see the grief of the bereaved families that fills the screen.

The pornography and violence that your son traffics in is the kind of stuff that most mothers would be ashamed to see their son putting into the hands of other mothers’ children, but, hey, your son Strauss has recently assured the world that he is “a Boy Scout, everybody knows that.” I’d love to see the merit badges that Scout Troop handed out. Is there a Ted Bundy merit badge? If so, your loving son deserves one now. It should be red and green, for obvious reasons.

With Passover having just come and gone, it is appropriate to note the following from the Old Testament, Proverbs 22:6:

“Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it.”

Mrs. Zelnick, did you train up your son, Strauss, to make millions of dollars by pushing Mature-rated video games to children? Any kid can go right to little Strauss’ corporate web site and buy GTA IV with no age verification. Strauss is even marketing the new Grand Theft Auto IV on World Wrestling Entertainment tv shows seen by millions of kids. If you trained up Strauss to do this, then shame on you.

But maybe the explanation for your son’s corporate sociopathy is to be found in Old Testament Proverb 29:15:

“The rod and reproof give wisdom: but a child left to himself bringeth his mother to shame.”

Maybe you, Mrs. Zelnick, were so taken by your handsome son that you spared the rod and spoiled the child. That would explain why he has brought you, by the way he presently acts, “to shame.”

There’s another mother you would do well to talk to. Mrs. Crump in Alabama had a son who was a police officer. He’s now dead because a teenaged boy unwittingly trained himself to kill him on Grand Theft Auto: Vice City. She has a grief she carries every day that only a mother can know.There are other such mothers in the heartland of America whose inhabitants your son simply sees as commercial targets.

Your son, this very moment, is doing everything he possibly can to sell as many copies of GTA IV to teen boys in the United States, a country in which your son claims you raised him to be “a Boy Scout.” More like the Hitler Youth, I would say. Happy Mother’s day, Mrs. Zelnick, which this year is May 11, two weeks after your son unleashes porn and violence upon other mothers’ boys. I’m sure you’re very proud.


in reply to this stupid event, we have a small comic. check it out:
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and as a christian, sadly i have to more-so agree with the comic than this idiot. i mean seriously. WTF!?

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

been a while

shouldn't a left you
without a dope beat to step to
step to step to...


ANYWAYS

ok so i love crystal popham with all my heart.
i love guitar still.
work is fun.
currently obsessed with Hard Candy.
the madonna Cd.

I get the week off cuz nobody likes billy langley.
SWEET.
i'm fine with doin nuthin mann.
shizz.

ok i'm done.

i'll try and update more often

Saturday, April 12, 2008

had a dream

i was hanging out with crys and we were watchin sealab,
but then i went to look for her and she'd already began to walk home.
so i caught up with her, but then jr came to pick us up, but jr had a gun.
i'm like why the f do you have a gun.
so we're riding along and jr's taking us to church, and i'm like
"why are we headed this way, we need to turn around."
so we almost crashed,
pulled into someone's garage to turn around.
then i can't move. jr's doin sumn retarded.
finally crystal picks me up and puts me in the driver's seat and i take her home, but somewhere inbetween me taking her home and actually getting there,
it turned into ridge racer.
and then i woke up.
randomest dream ever.

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Now playing: Madonna Ft. Timbaland And Justin - 4 Minutes (Remix)
via FoxyTunes

Thursday, April 10, 2008

nevermind

another lonely night

but yea, i guess i'll hit up grace or sumn.

i talked to taylor. she figures they'll work everything out. i wasn't on her or mike's side at all though and i made it clear, but she was still cool.

damn str8

well... off to clean... and watch 12oz mouse

i'm tired

she's coming back tonight hopefully.
i miss her.
i'm kinda freakin out.
i just need to lay down.

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Now playing: John Mayer - Gravity (Live)
via FoxyTunes

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

mother is

dying.

i'm worried about mom the most.

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Now playing: Da Bronski's - Goodbye 2 Yesterday
via FoxyTunes

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

i've been

reading alot

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Now playing: Lupe - Superstar (Acoustic Version)
via FoxyTunes

Saturday, April 5, 2008

GOD BLESS ME

BLESS!!

Lord, please shine your light down upon me
Lord, grant me good fortune don't shun me
Take all this unhappiness from me
Say, am I just crazy?? Well, GOD BLESS ME!

Now Lord, save me a place there upon the ark
I have been wandering in the dark
Put me into your collection
Lord, am I not worth your salvation?

It's all a masquerade
Just who is who, can't say
Don't leave me in the cold
Just who is fake, who's real?? GOD BLESS ME!

So Lord, why do you watch from the sidelines?
War, it's being fought on the frontlines
Say, what is your final intention?
Lord, I've kinda lost my conviction

It's all a masquerade
Just who is who, I can't say
Don?t leave me in the cold
Just who is fake, who's real?? GOD BLESS ME!

BLESS!!

Why do we have a word for truth
When the whole damn world's an April fool?
How come we find an antidote
When germs grow fast and break the rules?
Why do I soil my clean white shoes
When it won't be long before they're old and worn?
Are you sad or are you happy?
How this pretension makes me yawn

GOD BLESS ME!
It's all a masquerade
Just who is who, I can't say
Don't leave me in the cold
Just who is fake, who's real?

It's all a masquerade
Just who is who, I can't say
Don't leave me in the cold
Just who is fake, who's real?? GOD BLESS ME!

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

she's gone...

don't try to miss her too much J.

seriously.

try hard.