*Pulled from a forum i go to*
1. All men have huge penises, even if they don't
2. Asian women have blurry pussies, or, in the worst of the cases, infinite black holes of nothingness!
3. Don't worry, everything fits
4. Amateur = small
5. Teen = below 40
6. Women always finish, even when they don't
7. Women have 2 extra clitoris, one in their mouth and the other between their breasts
8. If u find a woman pleasing herself she wont get embarrassed, she will fuck you
9. Bigger = better
10. Someone will like it no matter how disgusting it is
11. You will never get arrested if you do it outside.
12. Cum on their face. If they refuse to swallow your load, they'll lick it from their fingers instead. They'll say it's bitter.
13. Buttsex minus lube = no pain, only pleasure
14. No foreplay needed
15. 0% chance of pregnancy
16. Women will do insane things when slightly drunk/paid $50.
17. In Japan: Coprophilia, Rapes, Golden showers, Orgies of 500, Bukkake and other nastiness = Okay. Showing one's cock or pussy = NEVER.
18. Your typical porn film script consists in 3 basic step program: Suck cock, eat pussy, fuck (Japanese add a 4th basic which is the obligatory fingering with the girl peeing in the mattress).
19. Only white and black girls fuck from the ass. Asians never (or rarely).
20. Funk is the official music for pr0n. Any other type of music suck
21. If the girl is fucking from the ass, she MUST masturbate herself in the cooch or else there's no pleasure.
22) Woman NEVER say "no" to a facial!
23) Porn movies will often be parodies of popular movies.
24) STDs are non-existent.
25) Married women will always seize the opportunity to have sex with men they don't know.
26) Nudity in public is a-ok.
27) All women are bisexual.
28) It's not weird at all for people to observe you when you do it.
29) Even when wearing over-exposing clothes, women will be shy when approached
30) When a high school teacher is about to get it on with a male student, the student is damn near 30.
What the fuck are you doing 30 in high school? Please answer me!
31) Apparently if you fix anything, and even do a half assed job with it (I've honestly seen a repair man scenario where the guy open the furnace and rotate ONE FUCKING SCREW TWICE AND CLOSED IT). That's grounds for some free pussy.
32) If you have a van or anything similar to the bangbus. All you have to do is pull up to a woman, and she will get in, have casual conversation and fuck your passenger with no protection.
33) Filming from behind the the man's ass and/or under while he's doing it doggystyle or missionary seems to be sexually exciting, because it is in almost every mainstream porn video.
Newsflash for those who didnt catch the sarcasm: It fucking isn't. That shit is incredibly GAY. We're here for the woman, not to see your ass moving back and forth. Or worse your sweaty balls slapping back and forth like a pendulum all in front of the camera.
34)Small black cocks do not exist. Even if it's barely 4 inches, girls will still scream "GIVE ME THAT BIG BLACK COCK"
35)If you get pulled over by a cop, you're going to engage in sexual intercourse. Whether you like it or not.
36) You can bang your friends hot: Mom, sister, girlfriend, cousin, aunt, grandma even if you dont have friends.
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