Sunday, November 30, 2008

Common - Make My Day ft. Cee-Lo
http://rs514.rapidshare.com/files/168008740/common-make_my_day__featuring_cee-lo_.mp3
Common - What a World ft. Chester French
http://rapidshare.com/files/168700382/09-common-what_a_world__featuring_chester_french_.mp3

Dec 9th this cd is on sale for 99cents people.

GO GET IT

Friday, November 28, 2008

Thursday, November 27, 2008

being gracious to God

well i was at church this past sunday hanging out with the girls. lol
Helene Hindman asked all of us what we were thankful for. Some folks said their family, some said their friends. Some, their aunts and uncles even. i told her i, personally, was thankful for where God has me right now. i'm thankful for the people he's surrounded me with: my friends, my family, and all those folks in-between.
then Helene said that we should be thankful for God.
not smashing her statement because her heart's in the right place and i'm sure she means what i'm about to say. but i don't really think we should be thankful for God.
i mean think about it. When you're thankful for something, you're giving thanks to the person or whatever that gave you that something. you know?
if we were to be thankful FOR God, that would imply that he was given to us by something else or imply that he wasn't always here. The truth is God is and always has been. we can be thankful TO God for all he's given us and the such. We definitely should be thankful for Jesus. without him, people like me wouldn't be all up in that covenant. ya feel me? lol
but seriously. i don't feel like we should be thankful for God, but we should ALWAYS always ALWAYS be thankful to him. The great thing about God is he's not a robot or anything like that that runs on praise and thanks power. God is fine all on his own. but for those of us that know him like we know him, we know that we can't be in the presence of God and just NOT thanks and praise him. that's retarded.
Giving thanks to God should be like going number 1.
yes i said it!
how you ask?
well let's think about it.
i'll ask you a question: have you EVER ever EVER gone number 2 withOUT going number 1?

that number 2 represents when God makes a way or moves that mountain. that's when most people seem to come to God and thank him. but what about just whenever?
God doesn't stop working. just because he isn't moving some hardcore mountain doesn't mean he's not working in your life.

you should be always be able to thank him when you see that he does something, but never forget to be thankful to him just because he's good. Be thankful because when you should've been cut off, God was good and kept you in his grace and glory.

hope i don't sound like a raving lunatic.
lol

but honestly,
I employ you.
Give thanks to the Lord this Thanksgiving.

J

life lesssons from porn that we can all take to heart

*Pulled from a forum i go to*
1. All men have huge penises, even if they don't
2. Asian women have blurry pussies, or, in the worst of the cases, infinite black holes of nothingness!
3. Don't worry, everything fits
4. Amateur = small
5. Teen = below 40
6. Women always finish, even when they don't
7. Women have 2 extra clitoris, one in their mouth and the other between their breasts
8. If u find a woman pleasing herself she wont get embarrassed, she will fuck you
9. Bigger = better
10. Someone will like it no matter how disgusting it is
11. You will never get arrested if you do it outside.
12. Cum on their face. If they refuse to swallow your load, they'll lick it from their fingers instead. They'll say it's bitter.
13. Buttsex minus lube = no pain, only pleasure
14. No foreplay needed
15. 0% chance of pregnancy
16. Women will do insane things when slightly drunk/paid $50.
17. In Japan: Coprophilia, Rapes, Golden showers, Orgies of 500, Bukkake and other nastiness = Okay. Showing one's cock or pussy = NEVER.
18. Your typical porn film script consists in 3 basic step program: Suck cock, eat pussy, fuck (Japanese add a 4th basic which is the obligatory fingering with the girl peeing in the mattress).
19. Only white and black girls fuck from the ass. Asians never (or rarely).
20. Funk is the official music for pr0n. Any other type of music suck
21. If the girl is fucking from the ass, she MUST masturbate herself in the cooch or else there's no pleasure.
22) Woman NEVER say "no" to a facial!
23) Porn movies will often be parodies of popular movies.
24) STDs are non-existent.
25) Married women will always seize the opportunity to have sex with men they don't know.
26) Nudity in public is a-ok.
27) All women are bisexual.
28) It's not weird at all for people to observe you when you do it.
29) Even when wearing over-exposing clothes, women will be shy when approached
30) When a high school teacher is about to get it on with a male student, the student is damn near 30.

What the fuck are you doing 30 in high school? Please answer me!

31) Apparently if you fix anything, and even do a half assed job with it (I've honestly seen a repair man scenario where the guy open the furnace and rotate ONE FUCKING SCREW TWICE AND CLOSED IT). That's grounds for some free pussy.
32) If you have a van or anything similar to the bangbus. All you have to do is pull up to a woman, and she will get in, have casual conversation and fuck your passenger with no protection.
33) Filming from behind the the man's ass and/or under while he's doing it doggystyle or missionary seems to be sexually exciting, because it is in almost every mainstream porn video.

Newsflash for those who didnt catch the sarcasm: It fucking isn't. That shit is incredibly GAY. We're here for the woman, not to see your ass moving back and forth. Or worse your sweaty balls slapping back and forth like a pendulum all in front of the camera.

34)Small black cocks do not exist. Even if it's barely 4 inches, girls will still scream "GIVE ME THAT BIG BLACK COCK"
35)If you get pulled over by a cop, you're going to engage in sexual intercourse. Whether you like it or not.
36) You can bang your friends hot: Mom, sister, girlfriend, cousin, aunt, grandma even if you dont have friends.

Sunday, November 23, 2008

check owt my music myspace

http://myspace.com/jjrulesuall
haha it doesn't mean i rule you all. i made it like when myspace first came out to have songs that they wouldn't upload in order to beat the system. but now, i thought i'd try and do my own thing. check it out folks

Friday, November 21, 2008

Beyonce - I Am Sasha Fierce

http://rapidshare.com/files/161868780/BeyonceIam.rar
dunno if it's any good yet.
i just know she is fine as ANYTHING in that "single ladies" video.

ridiculous. haha

808's and Heartbreaks

is probably one of the greatest albums to drop this year.
it's up there with the Renaissance by Q-tip (which i totally consider album of the year), Seeing Sounds, Viva la Vida, and HOPEFULLY, when common's Album drops, Universal Mind Control. but that's just a prediction.
but 808's and Heartbreaks.
from the start, "Say You Will" is eerie and beautiful all at the same time. the chords are well put together and the beat is simple, yet effective. something that's prevelent a LOT in this album. especially when he lets this song's beat just ride out. and the words are pretty good. something expected of Kanye and something he delivers this whole record.
Then we move to "welcome to heartache" where he has Kid Cudi sing the hook. And no offense to Kanye, but having someone on the album who can actually sing without the autotune is refreshing. lol Love the strings in this. but honestly, it's a really sad outlook on his life.
"Dad cracked a joke, all the kids laughed,
But I couldn’t here him all the way in first-class...
Chased the good-life all my life long.
Look back on my life, all my life gone.
Where did I go wrong?"
Then after that we have "HEARTLESS" which is so HARD for NO reason at all. lol well of course there is a reason. the lyrics, the hook, the beat, that bass. everything screams hit for Kanye. i can't wait til this single drops. it's that crack people.
"Amazing" ft. Jeezy is pretty hard. Kanye knows how to take out all the extra stuff and make a simple beat that's hard as the dickens!! ridiculous. Jeezy brings it on this one.
"Love Lockdown" everybody should've heard by now. either you hate it or you love it, or you INITIALLY hate it and then it grows on ya. i'm the ladder. the drums are off the chain to me and after he came with the final version, i'm ok with it. i like it. :) i wasn't feelin that unfinished version. i thought that was straight TRASH. lol but this one is ok.
and ohhhh "PARANOID" is definitely a favorite. the chords in this are so SWEET. i love the electronic feel to it. it's really 80's. i find it funny that all the futuristic sounding stuff reminds me of the 80's. haha i guess they were ahead of their time. love it. Mr. Hudson is on this track. never heard of him, but i guess he adds a sort of gritty ghetto nigga singin edge to it. lol that's all i see he adds. so every ignint nigga hearin this song can sing along and not feel like they can't sing. ya know?? haha
"ROBOCOP!!!" that's the baddest song on this album to me right now. idk dude. lol the strings, the beat switchin between this pretty orchestrated feel to this hard gritty feel is really tight to me. lyrics are tight. not really feelin kanye singing at the VERY end, but it's all good. good song.
"Street Lights" is really chill. i like the lyrics and the feel of the song. the is the 808's and HEARTBREAKS cd so this song as well is kind of sad. but it's really cool. another "Love Lockdown" in the way that it had to grow on me. i skipped it initially, but it's a good track.
"Bad News" is another sad track. really nice chords and simple beat, but the lyrics are pretty sad. your typical heartbreak situation.
"People will talk
Like its old news.
I played it off and act like i already knew...
Let me ask you
how long have you known too?
You played it off and act like he's brand new.
When you decide to break the rules?
Cuz i just heard some real bad news..."
i like how the beat rides out to the strings at the end. really nice.
"See You in My Nightmares" is the song that sort of strikes back at this heartbreak. it's Kanye and Wayne basically sayin "why did you do this to me? well w/e cuz i'm done wit yo busted a ANYways. Ho."
the beat is hardcore simple but gets me so HYPE. i guess that has to do with Kanye and Weezy's performances on this track. but not a bad beat. really tight beat. hardcore lyrics and feel to it from Yeezy and Weezy.
and the last track, "Coldest Winter" sort of comes to terms with the fact that loneliness sucks. especially when it's cold. lol love it. not alot of autotune here, but it works really well. people say that this is another "Love Lockdown" track, but this one i got immedeatly. i'm Lovin it. love the scratch sound effect. love the drums. love the progression of the song. the dynamics are great.

so basically, that's my take on the album.
check it out. you might be pleasantly surprised.
only bad thing is Kanye won't be able to perform any of these songs well live. haha
another thing i love...
no CURSING.
haha i just like it when people can make a point and move people without having to cuss every 5 seconds. not saying i don't listen to that music and like it, cuz i do. i'm just sayin it's pleasant.
http://rs413.rapidshare.com/files/165373329/Kanye_West-808s_And_Heartbreaks-2008-H3X.rar

J