Monday, July 14, 2008

so i had a bad dream

and i'm trying to write it down before i forget.
well i was in my room with the bronski's and i had my old bunk bed for some reason.
well we were talking about jordan flemmeister and were making funny jokes about her. so tiara was there(?) and we sent her to ask jordan (who was also apparently in my house) how she masturbateed. haha
we thought the image would be funny.
so she comes back and says she ain't do it, but laura says go again. tiara comes back WITH jordan who is now all pissed and offended and stuff. and then dad comes in all pissed uz people are yelling so i dip since i have nothing to do with this, but when i come up, i see my uncle and his ex-wife (who were still together in my drea) and no sign of the bronski's. i ask mom and she says they left.
so i go outside to catch themand they're piling in a van to apparently go to new england and devin is driving they ask me to come, but i say no. my family just got here, i'd be in so much trouble...
so they pull out my driveway but not without first knocking every car that was in the driveway out of their way but somehow managing to only leave a mark on MY car. which i'm not even mad about, but i just thought that was odd. when i'm heading upstairs, another one of my aunts, Vet, was there and she was talking crap about the brnski's as they were leaving. and i'm like
"dude, these are people i go WAY back with. some to elementary school. these people are really important friends of mine. it's not like they're never coming back. they just left for now. ok?"
and she got all defensve then. so i head to the kitchen to tell mom,
"hey. i don't appreciate what vet is saying about my friends."
and then mom flips out on me and says one of them stole her music this one time and they can never come to the house again. i can hang with them, but they can never ever be HERE again.
and so i finish picking up nerds off the kitchen floor (again, i don't know. somehow i blamed it on mr. t?) and went up to my room and threw a humongous tantrum in which i was beating the crap out of everything in my room.
then i woke up.

crazy, no?

1 comment:

Crystalynn said...

HAHAHAHAHA! wow. that's probably one of the most random dreams i've ever heard of, lol. WOW.